...So that evening my mother drove-dashed me to Game Stop to purchase this cleaner of sorts that would cleanse the insides of my game system.
The kind gentleman at the front desk watched us as we gently stomped through the items for purchase.
"May I help you?"
"Why, yes you can."
After a nice proper conversation, we found that the only system cleaner available was one for the Box of X 360.
Oh well, this would do.
Arriving back at our domicile, we slipped the cleaner into the console and waited...
...
...
Oh no!
The X Box 360 cleanser did not work for the Wii after all!
My entire family shed manly tears at this sad calamity before us.
What would we do?
Well here's what we did.
We proudly did the most American thing we could at the time.
Make one ourselves to not spend any more money!
We combined a CD disc, a band-aid, and a playing card.
And with some scotch tape, we somehow put together a capable Wii cleaner!
We shoved the disc into the slot, and at that moment, this was the best idea ever in the history of the world. I was so proud that we-
but alas it did not work either.
So to counter this, we did the SECOND most American thing I could think of.
We gave up and decided on buying a new one!
The next day (finally being today), we headed to my good ol' friend Best Buy. We found a glorious fashionable new model of the Nintendo Wii, and headed out with some gum as well!
With much excitement, I plugged the black Wii model into my wall and VCR, ready to get back to my fictional men....
but...
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To Be Continued in Part III
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