Ready for school

And by that I mean I am not ready
nope
nope.




nOPE.

I went to the Jane's Addiction concert during orientation so poops to that.
I'm also sure there was a walk-your-schedule that I missed. Dang nabbit.

Well in all my years I think I've only been in one part of that entire building save for the time we had a mini tour at the end of middle school.

But you know what?
I'm so ready.
100% READY.
FHRAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
I even have a tiny notebook for my human observations,
and a doggy eraser.
If that doesn't scream "ready for highschool" to you than get off of my blog.

I spent .008% of my summer wondering what I should wear for the first day of high school,
and I'll be honest,
with my new collection of sweaters and baggy pants,
I'm pretty sure whatever I wear will make people see me as the EPITOME of COOL and POPULARITY.

And if that doesn't make me popular (which I was being 900% sarcastic about) I also have lots of GUM to hand out to people like an ILLEGAL DRUG SCAM IN THE BATHROOM I'm pretty sure people still like gum, no matter how tough they are.

And I'm-

I'm pretty tough.

How can someone rollstep in the blistering heat with a 12-inch feather on their head and not be
DANGEROUSLY
HARD
CORE.


I'm pretty ready.
100% ready.