My derpbook: Konzo's facebook summed up

You know how I always stress the fact that I use facebook SPARINGLY?
Well, I decided to present exactly what I mean by that by summing up my facebook with the kinds of posts I actually make.
So ok here we go:

ok does that size work?

I guess you have to click on it.

Ok welp, there you go.

I try to make my facebook as un-facebookey as possible, 

but in the end I guess that is impossible

because in order to be un-facebookey it would have to not be on facebook

which it is.