GUYS I DO A VOICE MEME

which is something where I record my voice and answer questions.
Here you go:

Your name and username
Where you’re from
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theatre, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pecan, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
Which house at hogwarts would you like to be in? which do you think you’d actually be in?
Do you have a phobia? if so, do you know its scientific name? 
What is one unusual fact about yourself
Which do you say?:
Chips or crisps?
Jam or jelly?
Rubbish or trash?
Elevator or lift?
Pants or trousers?
Taxi or cab?
Mobile or cell phone? 
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End post by saying any THREE words you want.